Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The Body of Sasquatch Has Been Found

Thanks to Omnicollective for this incredible lead!

In what may be the most important discovery in our lifetime, a group of bigfoot researchers reportedly have found the body of a large humanoid apelike creature in the wilds of southern Georgia. The specimen is being called the "Georgia Gorilla" and this Friday there will be a news conference in Palo Alto California where the full details of the investigation will be released including DNA & photographic evidence. The presence of a sasquatch population in Georgia has been well documented and there are multiple sightings over the years. Perhaps at one point sasquatch lived throughout the continental U.S. and were pushed slowly westward by the advance of European settlers. The Georgia group may be a vestigal pocket of these creatures that managed to hide in the extensive swamps.

Here is the information that has been released thus far:

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

This is very exciting. I plan on driving down to Palo Alto friday afternoon and seeing if I can't gather some more information. I'll be sure to keep you all updated.

NOTE: This could very well be nothing more than a not so elaborate internet hoax. I'll post updates as soon as I get them



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Is Bigfoot Actual or factitious? For over four hundred a long time, there are actually reporting’s of a guy like beast that is certainly utterly coated in hair.

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